Channing Tatum, Zoë Kravitz & Naomi Ackie Take Lie Detector Tests

Since we're here, just for...

Yeah. It's not every day

that a woman- We get-

Has her fiance-

Whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah. [laughs]

Ho, ho, whoa. Tied up.

Whoa, whoa, ho, whoa. Attached to that.

[Naomi laughs]

We ain't doing that today. [Naomi clapping]

That's not what's happening.

[Producer] Channing, Zoe-

Oh, God. And Naomi.

[Naomi and Zoe chuckling]

We've brought you here today to take a lie detector test.

Mm-hmm.

[Producer] One of you will be hooked up to the machine

while the others ask the questions.

[Naomi chuckles]

And then you'll switch.

No. Who wants to be

in the hot seat first? [Naomi laughs]

No. Do you wanna rock, paper,

scissors for it?

I think that was a good idea. Let's Rochambeau.

Come on, here we go. Okay.

Okay. All right, we'll see.

One, two, three, shoot. [suspenseful music]

Okay. Okay.

[All] One, two, three, shoot.

[suspenseful music continues]

Oh, so-

So you cancel everybody. I crush, I crush.

So you win.

You win. So you go first.

Wait, what? [Channing and Naomi laughing]

[plugs clicking] [static buzzing]

[drumbeats booming]

What if I'm just like an anxious person?

Yeah. Is it gonna feel

like I'm lying

'cause of my heartbeat? Well, we're gonna get

a baseline first.

Okay, 'cause you're like,

this is what you're like. So then we'll know, mm-hmm.

We don't need this much to know if someone's lying.

Women are like, Mm. We can just look and, Mm.

That sound needs [Naomi laughs]

to be a sample. Exactly, mm.

Mm.

That's what it should say. [Naomi laughs]

Mm. Yeah. [laughs]

The lie detector should

make that sound. [Channing chuckles]

Mm. Mm.

[Naomi and Zoe laughing]

[Naomi] To calibrate the machine

and get a baseline reading,

we're gonna ask you a few questions.

Mm.

Calibrating.

Calibratin'.

Calibrating. Is your real name

Zoe Isabella Kravitz?

[Zoe] Yes.

[Naomi] Were you born in Los Angeles, California?

Yes.

[Naomi] Are you ready to take this lie detector test?

Yes.

Am I?

You are. Okay.

[Naomi and Zoe laughing]

[drumbeat booms]

[Channing] Zoe.

Channing.

You've lived in New York City since you were a teenager.

Is it safe to say New York is better than LA?

Yes.

She's being truthful.

[Naomi] Mm.

Okay. 'Cause it's the truth.

Okay. Be honest.

When was the last time that you took the subway?

Two, three years.

Two, three years.

Okay, being honest. Mm-hmm.

[Channing] When was the last time

you tipped a subway performer?

Well, how am I tipping these people

if I'm not going [Naomi laughs]

into the subway?

Am I supposed to just go down and-

In the last two years,

[Naomi chuckles]

when you took the subway,

[Naomi laughs]

were there a performer that you tipped?

I mean, I don't know.

Don't know, okay.

I don't know the answer.

I'm not gonna...

I don't know.

Seems like you're [Naomi chuckles]

getting frustrated, or,

[Naomi laughs]

or panicking.

Don't know the answer.

[Channing] Okay. [laughs]

Is it true that every time you

and your friend, Ben, walk through New York,

you see at least one penis?

I mean, every time, it's an exaggeration,

but there are lots of penises that we see

that is shown. [Naomi laughs]

It's true.

It's New York. Like a lot.

It's why I love that city. [fingers snapping]

[laughs] Sweet, penis. It's why I love it.

Penis. It's home of the penis city.

[Naomi and Channing laughing]

Penis, penis. [laughs] [fingers snapping]

It's true. Is it true? [laughs]

Avenue D is a real thing. Oh, my God.

Wow. So wait, do you keep score?

Do you keep count of how many penises you see

when you go? No, we're just like,

Look, it's another one, and there's like some dude's

that's like that. There's another.

No, you did not. [Channing blowing raspberries]

I mean, it's true.

That might've been the last time I was in the subway.

I remember looking across

[Naomi laughs]

the subway line, and I was like,

That's a guy-

That's a guy. With his dick out,

and he's, okay. And he's doing things.

I love this city.

And I was like, [Naomi laughs]

I love this city. [Channing laughs]

[Naomi] I love it more than anything.

♪ I love this city ♪ And then I tipped him.

[Zoe and Naomi laughing]

You're such a fan of Sex and the City

that you can quote almost every episode.

Can we put that to the test?

Yes.

Okay.

[Naomi laughs]

Finish this iconic line.

I'm dating a guy with the.

With the funkiest-tasting spunk.

Bam. Whoo!

[Naomi clapping]

I'm gonna clap that out. [paper rustling]

[Naomi] That's actually really impressive.

Thank you. That was

incredible. Yeah.

[Channing and Naomi laughing]

Do you think I'm Carrie?

And would you say like, out of all the characters,

the, you know-

No.

[Channing] The main characters, I'm Carrie?

So you do not think I'm Carrie?

I do not think you're Carrie.

[Channing] Okay.

It's truthful.

Truthful? [Naomi chuckles]

So you're saying that I am not main character energy?

Oh.

Well, I'm saying that you're more interesting

because the lead character is always the least interesting.

Mm-hmm. [chuckles] [Channing chuckles]

Mm-hmm.

Okay, I love you. [Naomi chuckles]

I love you. Oh,

that's me. I love you.

I love you. Was that truthful?

Ah! [Naomi and Channing laughing]

You tricked me. [Channing laughs]

[Naomi] Okay.

Please don't say it's showing some deception.

[all laughing]

You have said that your most cherished musical memory

was hanging out with Prince.

Oh.

[Channing and Naomi laughing]

They're like, And for your memory,

this is Prince. Not the soft slide.

[Naomi laughs]

Did you really eat pancakes at his house?

Yes.

Did really nothing else Princey happen?

Other Princey things happened.

Mm-hmm. But we did eat pancakes.

There was a chef there making pancakes.

Mm-hmm.

We also howled at the moon.

[Channing chuckles]

Oh. [laughs]

And he had like a live band with karaoke songs in a book.

[Naomi] Oh, my God.

And a lot of people performed,

but mostly Prince performed-

[Naomi] Performed.

At his house for us.

You co-wrote our movie, Blink Twice.

And this was also your directorial debut.

Would you say directing us was hard?

No.

The machine is detecting some deception.

[Naomi gasps]

[Zoe and Channing chuckling]

Ah!

[Zoe chuckles]

Ah!

I think we're done here.

I wanna go home.

I think we might be done [Naomi laughs]

for the day. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you for coming. Oh, my, interesting.

Okay, okay, no, no, no.

That was [indistinct] Okay, so you're saying

that we possibly-

Possibly were-

A slight chance of us maybe have got on your nerves?

Yeah, were we annoying?

That wasn't the question.

No, this is the follow-up. No, as I said,

this follow-up question.

That's what we wanna know. This is the follow-up.

Did we get on your nerves? Did we get

on your nerves slightly? Were we annoying to you?

[Zoe chuckles] [Naomi laughs]

I just think you guys are becoming one person.

You're two different people. I love it. [laughs]

We're one. Oh, we're one.

You're one? We created a

one-piece. Yeah.

Yeah. Sometimes.

[Naomi gasps]

That is truthful.

Oh, my God! [laughs] Yeah. [laughs]

Oh, my God, wow. [laughs] [Channing laughs]

I love the honesty.

Oh.

[Channing] 'Cause I know the truth.

Yeah. [Naomi and Channing laughing]

I could've answered that one for you guys.

[Naomi laughs]

All right.

So you're part of the Monterey Five group chat

with the cast of Big Little Lies.

Mm.

Have you ever worried [chuckles]

there was a Monterey Four group chat

without you in it? [laughs]

Not until now.

[Naomi and Zoe laughing]

Now I do. [Naomi snorts]

Those bitches.

[all laughing]

I'm all weird when I see them next time,

like, Hey, guys. Yeah. [laughs]

I just saw your eyes actually get really sad.

Really sad. [Channing laughs]

[Channing] I saw like the eight-year-old Zoe.

Oh, my God. I've got another one.

Do you think- Or take pictures of me

[laughs] and just, Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

What a loser. [laughs] Crazy.

Do you think our group chat will stay alive?

Yes.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I know it will. [laughs] [Naomi laughs]

Yes?

Looks like you were being truthful.

You've once said that one thing that you want

to be remembered for is your honesty.

Hmm.

So- Oh, no.

Final question.

Did you lie at any point during this lie detector test

and we didn't catch you?

No.

It's truthful.

I'm honest.

[Naomi clapping]

Namaste. Namaste.

All right, well it's- Not it.

Ching chang walla.

[chuckles] Uh-uh. [chuckles] Not it.

Naomi, it's you.

[chuckles] Oh, no. [laughs] Yeah.

[drumbeat booms]

Okay.

Calibrating now.

Is your name

Naomi Sarah Ackie? [Channing chuckles]

[giggles] Yes.

Are you from London, England?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You just played up [Naomi laughs]

your accent.

Yeah. [laughs] Innit?

Yeah, isn't it? Yeah, innit? [laughs]

[Channing] Are you nervous to take this test?

Yeah.

[drumbeat booms]

[Channing] You played this person-

Mm-hmm.

[laughs] Yes.

In I Wanna Dance with Someone.

Somebody, sorry.

Jesus Lord. [Naomi laughs]

Wow.

[Channing] Would you want to dance with one of us?

Oh, yeah.

Which one?

[Naomi laughs]

[Zoe clears throat]

[Zoe] Hmm.

Sorry, babe.

[gasps] Okay.

Oh. Zoe.

[Zoe] Me.

Mm-hmm. Interesting.

Is that because you think you're a better dancer than me?

[Naomi laughs]

Feeling confident? Mm.

No, no, it's more just like...

Well, it's not a dance-off, is it, if we're just chillin'?

And we're like vibin'.

Is it because you're scared to dance with Channing

because he's so good? No.

No, I'm never scared of dancing with Channing.

That is inconclusive.

[Zoe gasps]

What's that mean?

Hmm. Interesting.

[Naomi snorts]

Very interesting, okay. Interesting, okay.

[Naomi sighs]

Wow. [Naomi laughs]

This has started really well.

[laughs] I don't like this.

Is it true

[Naomi chuckles]

that you stole wigs from I Wanna Dance with Somebody?

[Naomi laughs]

Or anyone?

Or anyone

who'll tolerate me. [Channing chuckles]

[Naomi laughs]

Whoever's around. In Romania,

it was Dance with Anyone.

I Wanna Dance

with Whoever's Around. Yeah.

[all laughing]

[Zoe] Is it true

that you stole wigs [Naomi sighs]

from I Wanna Dance with Somebody's set?

Yeah, it is very true, I did.

She is telling the truth.

Okay. [Naomi sighs]

So do you- Can I follow-up question

with that? Well, I have a follow-up.

[Naomi and Channing laughing]

So do you steal from every set that you're on?

Yes. [laughs]

[all laughing] [palm slapping]

Good one. [laughs]

That's also true.

[Naomi snorts]

Yeah. [laughs] [Naomi laughs]

Did you steal anything from our set?

Yeah, probably. [laughs]

Tell us the truth.

My hands are like

so sweaty right now. Okay.

[Zoe laughs]

I wanted to steal that cute girdle

that went underneath the dress.

[Zoe] Mm-hmm.

But I didn't actually get a chance

[laughs] to take that one. [laughs]. Yeah.

I can't remember what I stole.

I do have the sunglasses, but they were given to me,

so yeah. I think they were

given to you.

I definitely took something,

but I can't even remember what it was.

She's being truthful.

[Naomi laughs]

Just staring at her.

[all laughing]

[Naomi snorts]

[Zoe] Mm, okay, okay.

Oh, man. This is a lot.

I'm hot.

I think [laughs] it's like... [Channing clears throat]

Have you ever gotten a free water cup at a restaurant

and filled it up with soda instead?

Yes, yes, yes. [Channing blowing raspberries]

Nando's. [laughs]

Nando's made the mistake of doing a bottomless drink

at one point, and we were all doing that when we were kids.

Do you consider that stealing?

Mm-mm.

[Zoe and Naomi laughing]

Oh. [palm slapping]

I love you.

Oh, I love you so hard.

It's just water.

[Zoe and Naomi laughing]

What about taking amenities from a hotel room?

I feel like they're free, too.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Naomi laughs]

No, like, yeah, okay.

In Blink Twice, you play a woman

who joins a tech billionaire on his private island.

[Naomi] Yeah.

[Zoe] Would you ever want to own a private island?

I feel like there's a lot of maintenance, no.

If you had to choose between me and Chan,

who would you choose to bring to the island with you?

Channing, I'm sorry.

[paper rustling]

That's my girl,

but I love you. I don't wanna play

this game anymore.

I love you, Chan.

I love you.

I feel mean. Is it because I'm cooler

than him?

[Naomi laughs]

I think you guys are actually equally cool.

I agree with that.

[Naomi] Yeah, yeah.

What do you think?

She's being truthful?

Yeah.

Did you hear that?

Huh? You're equally cool.

Did you hear that? No, I just heard

the pain inside.

[sucks teeth] Mm.

Do you think I'm more fun than Chan?

I actually think you're equally fun.

Yeah. [chuckles]

[Naomi] Yeah.

Can't be mad at me now. [Naomi laughs]

[hands slap]

You're equally fun.

It's just 'cause of girl code, right?

Yes, girl code. It's girl code, babe.

[chuckles] You've said [Naomi chuckles]

that if aliens were to visit planet Earth-

Yeah.

You would ask them of their travels.

[Channing and Naomi laughing]

So you believe in aliens?

Do remember saying that.

Yeah, yeah, I do.

She is being truthful.

Have you had an alien encounter?

No, I haven't, not yet.

What about an encounter with the Illuminati?

I don't know, no. [laughs]

I don't know. Hmm.

That was an interesting answer.

Inconclusive.

Mm. Yeah.

[Naomi laughs]

Mm. That's mean.

That makes sense. Mm.

No, because- I heard that in her voice.

Can I explain? I'm looking.

[laughs] I'm like, Shut the fuck up. Shut up.

[Naomi and Channing laughing]

Shut the fuck up. If I disappear

in the next year- You just die.

You're like, and you pass out. You'll know what's up.

Some guy is just [imitates neck cracking].

[Naomi and Channing laughing]

[Naomi gasps]

[all laughing] [palm slapping]

In theory-

Mm.

If they, the Illuminati-

Yeah.

They- Mm.

Approached you,

would you join? [Naomi sighs]

No.

That ain't good for the spirit.

She's being truthful.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. [Zoe sucks teeth]

So we'll cancel that meeting later?

[laughs] Yeah. Yeah.

[Naomi imitates throat slashing]

Or you passed the test.

[all chuckling]

You once said your favorite celebrity interaction

has been these two. Ah. [chuckles]

That is so random.

I'm gonna put that [Naomi laughs]

on a mug for you.

Please do.

[Channing] After hanging out

[Naomi chuckles]

with me and Zoe-

Yeah.

Do you still feel that way?

No.

The machine is showing some deception.

Yikes, dude. [Naomi laughs]

Yikes.

We just lost to The Rock and Emily Blunt?

No, that's a lie. Wow, look.

Again, I didn't even hang out with them.

Okay. I saw them in the press line

and I freaked out. Mm-hmm.

[Naomi laughs]

Were there ever days on set where you wondered,

why isn't The Rock here?

[Naomi laughs] [Channing blows raspberries]

[all laughing]

[Naomi snorts]

[Naomi continues laughing]

[Channing] Okay, damn.

[laughs] Your delivery is perfect.

[Naomi and Channing laughing]

Just stand. Did you stand there-

No, no, I never wondered,

why is The Rock not here in Mexico right now?

She's being truthful. Okay.

Oh, God, that's funny.

Final question.

[Naomi] Yeah.

♪ The final question ♪ ♪ Question ♪

♪ Diddle doo doo ♪

[Zoe] Did you lie at any point

during this lie detector test and we didn't catch you?

No.

That is truthful.

Oh, Lord have mercy. [Channing chuckles]

[Naomi laughs] [drumbeat booms]

Here. Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

To calibrate the machine and get a baseline reading,

we're gonna ask you a few questions.

Mm.

So please answer honestly.

Yes, ma'am.

Is your full name Channing Matthew Tatum?

Yes.

Well, not my whole...

Gilbert is, I have two middle names.

Were you born on April 26th, 1980?

Correct.

[Naomi] Hmm.

Are you ready to take this lie detector test-

No. Again?

Yes.

[drumbeat booms]

[Zoe] You finally fulfilled your dream

of playing Gambit in Deadpool & Wolverine.

[Naomi] Mm.

Did it live up to your expectations?

Beyond.

Since you've always wanted to play him,

did you ask to keep the costume?

I was too scared to ask.

And usually, I steal the very last outfit that I'm in

in every movie, and I was too scared to do it

[sucks teeth] [laughs] on this one. Oh.

Interesting.

In the film, Deadpool asks you

if your dialect coach was a minion.

Do you think that was fair criticism?

Fair is a interesting word [Naomi chuckles]

in that question.

[Naomi chuckles]

No, I don't think that's fair.

Hmm. Hmm.

He's being truthful.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

You follow four fan Instagram accounts-

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Dedicated to Zoe.

[Zoe and Naomi laughing]

She doesn't follow any fan accounts dedicated to you.

[Channing] Mm-mm.

Y'all trying to end

my relationship today. [Naomi laughs]

[Naomi] Does that hurt your feelings?

Oh. [laughs] [Naomi chuckles]

No, it actually doesn't hurt my feelings at all.

If anything, I think it's smarter.

Yeah. I think she's smarter.

[Channing laughs]

Do you want her to?

No. [laughs]

Should she follow @channingtatumonfire, [laughs]

which you also follow? [Channing laughs]

[all laughing]

Why do you do that?

I'm not even sure if I follow that. [laughs]

[Zoe] Oh, my God.

Lots of... [Naomi laughs]

I don't have controls of my-

He's got a very loose thumb.

[laughs] Bop, bop. [Zoe laughs]

Bada bop, bop, bop. Loose thumb?

What?

You follow people easily.

You're like, whoo. [Naomi chuckles]

Is that...

There's a lot of deception.

[all laughing]

Not a lot.

I did get red.

That machine went, Mm. My face is hot right now.

I'm like, what? [Zoe and Naomi laughing]

Mm.

Mm.

We don't even need these straps.

My face can tell you. [Naomi laughs]

I'm red in the [indistinct]. [Naomi sighs]

This person- [Naomi laughs]

Oh, Jesus Lord.

[Zoe] Name-dropped you in a song.

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Was this something your team paid

to have happen? [Naomi laughs]

I really wish my team was that smart

[Zoe and Naomi chuckling]

and that creative.

[Channing and Zoe laughing]

I'd probably be in a different creative career place

in my life if they were that creative-

So no. But no.

No.

He's being truthful.

[Zoe] Are you a fan of the song?

I'm such a fan of the song because of the internet

or the social challenge that was happening,

like the twerking challenge.

I wanted to enter my own twerking-

It's a yes-or-no question.

Video.

No, I have it if you wanna see it.

[Zoe] Are you a fan

of the song, sir? It's around,

yeah. Are you a fan of the song?

I'm a fan of the song.

[Examiner] Truth.

Okay. Hmm.

You sure you don't wanna see the video?

Did she write the lyric,

White boy wasted, Channing Tatum,

after spending time with you?

Ooh. Did she write that?

[Zoe] Yeah.

You'd have to ask her.

Be honest.

Do you get white boy wasted?

[Naomi laughs]

If I did,

[Naomi laughs]

I would not remember because I would be white boy wasted.

So I cannot confirm or deny [producers chuckling]

whether I've ever been white boy wasted.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Inconclusive.

Mm. Mm, mm.

Exactly like he would be- Mm, mm, mm,

mm, mm. If he was white boy wasted.

Hmm. Mm-mm.

You would wake up

inconclusive. Mm, mm, mm.

Will you get white boy wasted with me tonight?

I whill

[Naomi laughs]

get white boy wasted whith you whonight.

[laughs] Whonight.

That is truthful.

Yeah, that's true. [Channing laughs]

Do you think the phrase, girl dad, is overused?

[sighs] No.

No, I don't.

I mean, overused?

I think if you have a girl and you're a dad,

I think it's appropriate to use girl dad.

Mm-hmm.

Is it because you call yourself one a lot?

[Zoe and Naomi chuckling]

I do not call myself that a lot, I wouldn't say.

[Zoe] Mm.

If you're a good dad,

did you get her tickets to The Eras Tour?

I did get her tickets, yes.

Was this shirt

your idea or hers?

I think it was a mutual one, and then we made it together.

You once said your daughter hated your movies.

Mm-hmm. Does she still

feel that way?

No, she doesn't, actually.

She was very excited to see Deadpool.

She really wanted to see it.

Truthful. Truthful?

Chan.

Mm-hmm.

[Naomi] Did you lie at any point

during this lie detector test-

Yes. And we didn't catch you?

Yes. Yes.

Inconclusive.

I have follow, [Naomi gasps]

I have questions

just 'cause- Yeah.

I can prove it.

We're- Yeah.

The first question that you asked me.

[Naomi gasps]

I do not have two middle names and it's not Gilbert.

I didn't think so. [Naomi gasps]

You lied? I honestly was like,

I didn't know that.

[producer laughs]

You lied?

[Channing and producers laughing]

What the hell? But wait, okay.

Just since we're here- How'd you get away

with that?

Since we're here, just for-

Yeah. It's not every day

that a woman- We get-

Has her fiance-

Whoa, whoa- Yeah, yeah.

Tied up. Ho, ho, ho.

Whoa, whoa. [Naomi laughs]

Attached to that. Ho, whoa.

We ain't doing that today. [Naomi clapping]

That's not what's happening.

[Zoe and Naomi laughing] [Naomi continues clapping]

Get this off of me.

I don't know how to get out of it.

[all laughing]

Help me.

Help me.

I'll rip it if it doesn't come off easily.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [Channing laughs]

[Naomi laughs]

What would you like to ask, darling?

The movie, Blink Twice.

Mm-hmm.

[Zoe] Do you like it?

I love it.

[sucks teeth] Ah.

I don't like it.

He's telling the truth.

[Naomi clapping]

Do you think I'm a good director?

[Naomi] Hmm.

I don't think you're a good director, no.

I think you're an amazing director.

Oh, my God, stop it.

That is also truthful.

Would you ever say there were days on set

where I was, I don't know, a bitch?

100%.

[Naomi, Zoe, and producers laughing]

Again, truthful. [Zoe and Naomi laughing]

[Channing chuckles]

[Zoe] Do you think I was a bitch

because I cared about the project?

Yes. Or because I'm just

a straight-up bitch?

Mm, both.

Wow. No. [chuckles]

Oh, can I go? I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

I can really say [Naomi laughs]

whatever I want.

No, look, directing, [Naomi laughs]

as you know, is one of the hardest things

in the world. [Zoe and producers laughing]

And yes, [laughs] [Naomi laughs]

you have to be a bitch to be able to make a movie

as good as you do. [Naomi laughs]

He's being honest.

Okay. [Naomi laughs]

Do you love me?

I love you so much.

More honesty.

Okay, great. [Channing chuckles]

Thank you, God. Ooh, I got

a more honesty, yeah. [Naomi laughs]

[drumbeat booms]